[10:52.00]a) Waltzing Matilda
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet
[10:52.00]the sexy boy smiled in dismay
[10:52.00]She took out four twenties 'cause she liked round figures
[10:52.00]everybody's queen for a day
[10:52.00]Oh, babe, I'm on fire and you know I admire your -
[10:52.00]- body why don't we slip away
[10:52.00]Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'
[10:52.00]sha-la-la-la, this way
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Oh, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la
[10:52.00]hey, baby, come on, let's slip away
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a humpin' muscle
[10:52.00]call out the national guard
[10:52.00]She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees
[10:52.00]from off of the formica topped bar
[10:52.00]And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly
[10:52.00]and boldly out of this world
[10:52.00]And despite people's derision
[10:52.00]proved to be more than diversion
[10:52.00]sha-la-la-la, later on
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]And then sha-la-la-la-la, he entered her slowly
[10:52.00]and showed her where he was coming from
[10:52.00]And then sha-la-la-la-la, he made love to her gently
[10:52.00]it was like she'd never ever come
[10:52.00]And then sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la
[10:52.00]when the sun rose and he made to leave
[10:52.00]You know, sha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la
[10:52.00]neither one regretted a thing
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]b) Street Hassle
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Hey, that cunt's not breathing
[10:52.00]I think she's had too much
[10:52.00]of something or other, hey, man, you know what I mean?
[10:52.00]I don't mean to scare you
[10:52.00]but you're the one who came here
[10:52.00]and you're the one who's gotta take her when you leave
[10:52.00]I'm not being smart
[10:52.00]or trying to be cold on my part
[10:52.00]and I'm not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve
[10:52.00]But you know people get all emotional
[10:52.00]and sometimes, man, they just don't act rational you know,
[10:52.00]they think they're just on TV
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Sha-la-la-la, man
[10:52.00]why don't you just slip her away
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]You know, I'm glad that we met man
[10:52.00]it really was nice talking
[10:52.00]and I really wish that there was a little more time to speak
[10:52.00]But you know it could be a hassle
[10:52.00]trying to explain this all to a police officer
[10:52.00]about how it was that your old lady got herself stiffed
[10:52.00]And it's not like we could help
[10:52.00]but there wasn't nothing no one could do
[10:52.00]and if there was, man, you know I would have been the first
[10:52.00]But when someone turns that blue
[10:52.00]well, it's a universal truth
[10:52.00]and then you just know that b**ch will never f**k again
[10:52.00]By the way, that's really some bad sh*t
[10:52.00]that you came to our place with
[10:52.00]but you ought to be more careful around the little girls
[10:52.00]It's either the best or it's the worst
[10:52.00]and since I don't have to choose
[10:52.00]I guess I won't and I know this ain't no way to treat a guest
[10:52.00]But why don't you grab your old lady by the feet
[10:52.00]and just lay her out in the darkest street
[10:52.00]and by morning, she's just another hit and run.
[10:52.00]You know, some people got no choice
[10:52.00]and they can never find a voice
[10:52.00]to talk with that they can even call their own
[10:52.00]So the first thing that they see
[10:52.00]that allows them the right to be
[10:52.00]why they follow it, you know, it's called bad luck.
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]c) Slipaway
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Believe me (man), that's just a lie,
[10:52.00]it's a lie she tells her friends.
[10:52.00]'cause the real song, the real song
[10:52.00]that she won't even admit to herself
[10:52.00][is] the beat in her heart.
[10:52.00]It's a song lots of people know.
[10:52.00]It's a painful song
[10:52.00]but I wrote a sad truth
[10:52.00]but alas for sad songs
[10:52.00]a painful wish.
[10:52.00]But wishin' won't make it so, Joe
[10:52.00]With a pretty kiss for a pretty face
[10:52.00]can't have its way
[10:52.00]Y'know tramps like us, we were born to pay.
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Love has gone away
[10:52.00]and there's no one here now
[10:52.00]And there's nothing left to say
[10:52.00]but, oh, how I miss him, baby
[10:52.00]Oh, baby, come on and slip away
[10:52.00]come on, baby, why don't you slip away
[10:52.00]
[10:52.00]Love is gone away
[10:52.00]took the rings off my fingers
[10:52.00]And there's nothing left to say
[10:52.00]but, oh how, oh how I need him, baby
[10:52.00]Come on, baby, I need you baby
[10:52.00]oh, please don't slip away
[10:52.00]I need your loving so bad, babe
[10:52.00]please don't slip away