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[00:00.000]Ironic (2015 Remaster) - Alanis Morissette
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[00:05.610]Lyrics by：Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard
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[00:11.229]An old man turned ninety-eight
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[00:16.832]He won the lottery and died the next day
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[00:22.427]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:27.870]一位老先生活到98岁
[00:27.870]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.301]幸运中了乐透后的第二天就西归
[00:33.301]And isn't it ironic don't you think
[00:38.133]一只苍蝇死在你斟满葡萄酒的酒杯
[00:38.133]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:44.161]整整晚了两分钟的死刑赦免
[00:44.161]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.765]是不是很讽刺？
[00:49.765]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.991]难道你不觉得？
[00:55.991]And who would've thought it figures
[01:01.591]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
[01:01.591]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.748]已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车
[01:06.748]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.481]建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳
[01:12.481]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
[01:18.446]谁人能算得准 不就是这样
[01:18.446]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21.547]凡事担心的男子害怕搭飞机
[01:21.547]"Well isn't this nice"
[01:23.596]收拾好行囊和他的孩子告别
[01:23.596]And isn't it ironic don't you think
[01:28.871]好不容易鼓起勇气踏上他这辈子的首飞
[01:28.871]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.760]在飞机失事坠毁的当下
[01:34.760]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.359]他心想 就是这么巧！
[01:40.359]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.733]是不是很讽刺？
[01:46.733]And who would've thought it figures
[01:52.316]难道你不觉得？
[01:52.316]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55.831]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
[01:55.831]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03.570]已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车
[02:03.570]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:07.149]建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳
[02:07.149]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:10.758]谁人能算得准 不就是这样
[02:10.758]In your face
[02:14.985]正当你觉得一切顺遂
[02:14.985]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:19.742]这时人生总会出些难题让你啼笑皆非
[02:19.742]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:25.888]又当你觉得你搞砸了一切
[02:25.888]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.733]人生却又莫名其妙地就帮你解围
[02:31.733]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:34.420]又莫名其妙地就帮你解围
[02:34.420]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:38.108]明明就要迟到了却又遇上了大塞车
[02:38.108]And isn't it ironic don't you think
[02:43.598]繁忙中抽空想吸根烟 抬头却看到禁止吸烟
[02:43.598]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
[02:48.979]你只想找支刀子 偏偏汤匙一大堆
[02:48.979]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:55.093]以为终于遇见你的梦中情人
[02:55.093]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.532]然后才发现美丽的老婆就在身旁
[03:00.532]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06.946]是不是很讽刺？
[03:06.946]And who would've thought it figures
[03:18.495]难道你不觉得？
[03:18.495]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.020]有点太讽刺了
[03:24.020]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
[03:31.364]是啊，我相信
[03:31.364]Helping you out
[03:35.220]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天
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