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[02:38.00]Artist：n-dubz
[02:38.00]Songs Title：skit
[02:38.00]Yo, I＇m like lately seeing like,
[02:38.00]Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
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[02:38.00]When I＇m on a skankin＇ ting, no lie I＇m on a blankin＇ ting,
[02:38.00]And if you feel my sh*t, I＇m on a thankin＇ ting
[02:38.00]But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
[02:38.00]I＇m on a spankin＇ ting, it＇s no wankin＇ ting ai
[02:38.00]See me I＇m on a stancin＇ ting, forever more I shall be the skankin＇ king
[02:38.00]So if you wanna come hotel, don＇t waste time,
[02:38.00]Only get one chance, don＇t get nine,
[02:38.00]Like cartel said ＂mi cocky longer than mi nine＂
[02:38.00]So back it up and call it bump and grind,
[02:38.00]I＇m a man, you＇re a female,
[02:38.00]And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
[02:38.00]But they can＇t back their rows in up in detail,
[02:38.00]Don＇t bring your pictures, don＇t know your emails
[02:38.00]Yo, I＇m a hard worker but I＇m not a grime MC,
[02:38.00]So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
[02:38.00]With my friends reminiscing about the days,
[02:38.00]When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block
[02:38.00]And go to girls hostels (Aah! ),
[02:38.00]Shank them then leave their best friend,
[02:38.00]You＇re the sh*t to my shoe,
[02:38.00](Waste)
[02:38.00]Dad shoulda splashed on the floor in your mom＇s face
[02:38.00]Hey, if you＇re a duku man, you＇ve gotta be stackin＇ up duku grands,
[02:38.00]No fools round here, no lulus man,
[02:38.00]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)
[02:38.00]What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
[02:38.00]I don＇t wanna put a thing in Fifi＇s hands,
[02:38.00]＇Cause you＇re real definitely, make it, go duku
[02:38.00]We＇re supposed to have rules, not lulus,
[02:38.00]Never have I seen a man run that fast,
[02:38.00]I＇m surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
[02:38.00]Oi donut, dickhead beenie man＇s cousin,
[02:38.00]P**sy lick it more than a dozen
[02:38.00]I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
[02:38.00](＂I will never shag a man unless I love him!＂)
[02:38.00]Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
[02:38.00]How can you let a likkle man like me make
[02:38.00]Two grown men like you start dussin＇
[02:38.00]Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin＇
[02:38.00]You men are buggin＇, wanna talk sh*t behind my back,
[02:38.00]When you see me start runnin＇,
[02:38.00]You bein＇ heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
[02:38.00]You and your boys are back full of pricks, if we come to your party,
[02:38.00]You know we＇re gonna leave with all of the chicks
[02:38.00]If you＇re a duku man, you＇ve gotta be stackin＇ up duku grands,
[02:38.00]No fools round here, no lulus man,
[02:38.00]You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)
[02:38.00]What would you if you＇re in a club dancin＇,
[02:38.00]A man rollin＇ with his girlfriend on a sad ting,
[02:38.00]And she starts givin＇ you the eye like it＇s a bang ting,
[02:38.00]I know what I would do I ain＇t rampin＇ (Dooks)
[02:38.00]I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
[02:38.00]Give her willy, till the ＂bye den＂ wink
[02:38.00]Don＇t think I＇m buyin＇ you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
[02:38.00]You＇re just another link, I don＇t care what you think
[02:38.00]When I die, don＇t bury me, burn me,
[02:38.00]By the way things are goin＇, I might die early,
[02:38.00]I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
[02:38.00]I＇m a killer and no one can hurt me
[02:38.00]When I die don＇t bury me, freeze me,
[02:38.00]By the way things are goin＇ I might die easy,
[02:38.00]I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
[02:38.00]I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
[02:38.00]Many men I know are livin＇ in a dreamland,
[02:38.00]Thinkin＇ they can play two notes on a keyboard,
[02:38.00]And come up with a song like ours,
[02:38.00]Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
[02:38.00]My album＇s a slut in the charts,
[02:38.00]Half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter
[02:38.00]So could you please stop standin＇ in the west, when you can＇t even sell
[02:38.00]Two of them in an hour, go go cobunion,
[02:38.00]I clunked you with a shank then done them,
[02:38.00]I＇m from a place called North West London,
[02:38.00]I heard your mum＇s got bunions fam, what!
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