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[00:00.000]Birthday Card - Example
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[00:09.964]I was on my last warning from Mrs Example
[00:12.323]我从我的太太那里得到警告
[00:12.323]Clean up my act stop being an asshole
[00:14.855]要注意自己的举止，不再做混蛋
[00:14.855]Didn't help my debacle
[00:16.015]这没能阻止我的堕落
[00:16.015]I'd just woken up from an all day
[00:17.948]我会睡一整天再醒来
[00:17.948]All night filthy barkle
[00:19.571]整个晚上都疯叫
[00:19.571]Something quite bait about today's date
[00:21.992]今天是个特别的日子
[00:21.992]I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk too much Pernod
[00:24.320]我找不到地方了，我喝了太多绿茴香酒
[00:24.320]Took another swipe with my Mach 3 Turbo
[00:26.771]再用我的剃须刀好好刮一下脸
[00:26.771]Then it hit me like a raging inferno
[00:29.176]然后一个可怕的想法袭上我心头
[00:29.176]I don't believe it I
[00:31.626]真不敢相信
[00:31.626]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:33.934]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:33.934]She won't be a happy girl
[00:36.314]她会不高兴的
[00:36.314]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:39.151]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:39.151]She's gonna scream and yell
[00:41.223]她会大喊大叫的
[00:41.223]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:43.487]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:43.487]She'll leave me man she might as well
[00:45.891]她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
[00:45.891]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[00:48.363]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[00:48.363]I try to keep things relative
[00:49.750]我试着回想事物之间的联系
[00:49.750]Never give to myself if I can
[00:51.859]要是我能，就绝不往坏处想
[00:51.859]But I can only think negative
[00:53.276]但我想到的只有消极面
[00:53.276]Used to tell her sh*t like I'd lost my pen
[00:55.560]我以前告诉她，我的笔不见了
[00:55.560]Now there's a chance I'll never see her face again
[00:57.772]现在有可能我再也见不到她了
[00:57.772]So I walk a fine line but it's not the end
[01:00.363]所以我小心翼翼，但这不会是结局
[01:00.363]See I bought her a voucher for H and M
[01:02.604]看啊，我给她买了HM的购物卡
[01:02.604]She can get a new skirt and she'll look the part
[01:05.011]她可以买个新短裙，她貌似会这么做
[01:05.011]And if it don't work pour out my heart
[01:07.904]要是这也没用，我就倾诉衷肠
[01:07.904]Look yeah
[01:08.923]看啊，耶
[01:08.923]I'm going to be completely honest with you
[01:10.223]我会完完全全地对你说实话
[01:10.223]You know I love you you know I respect you
[01:12.187]你知道我爱你，你知道我尊重你
[01:12.187]At the end of the day a birthday card
[01:15.431]一天都要结束了，却被一张生日卡片毁了
[01:15.431]It's just a piece of paper isn't it
[01:17.267]那只是一张纸，不是吗
[01:17.267]In an envelope
[01:18.334]只是张装在信封里的纸
[01:18.334]Yeah I know a voucher is a piece of paper too
[01:21.513]耶，我知道购物卡也是一张纸
[01:21.513]Yeah but you can get a skirt with that
[01:23.780]耶，但你用购物卡还能买条裙子呢
[01:23.780]Well you can get shoes then
[01:27.085]你也可以买鞋
[01:27.085]Wait nah that's bullshit
[01:28.063]等等，不行，这是鬼扯
[01:28.063]I can't do that
[01:29.081]我不能这样做
[01:29.081]Can't sound like a wanker
[01:30.347]我不能听起来跟个傻子一样
[01:30.347]A girly chat
[01:31.431]跟一个搭讪的人一样
[01:31.431]So I gotta make a dash for the petrol station
[01:33.919]所以我得去趟加油站了
[01:33.919]Cause their cards are perfect for any occasion
[01:36.351]因为加油站有适用于任何场合的各种卡片
[01:36.351]I drop my razor and splash my boat
[01:38.731]我扔下剃须刀，冲掉泡沫
[01:38.731]I grab some tracky-d's and a random coat
[01:41.003]我随便穿了条trackyd的裤子和一件外套
[01:41.003]Then I'm on it with a wallet
[01:42.361]接下来我带着钱包出发了
[01:42.361]And I hit the pavement
[01:43.563]我上了人行道
[01:43.563]I'm running down the street with my face half shaven
[01:50.746]我只刮了一半的脸就冲到街上去了
[01:50.746]I'm getting stronger and stronger my legs are burning
[01:53.081]我跑得越来越快，我的双腿在燃烧
[01:53.081]There's still hope yet just a couple of turn-in's
[02:00.329]还有希望，只要再转几个弯就到了
[02:00.329]See the longer I wander the more I scream
[02:02.809]我走的路越长，就越是抓狂
[02:02.809]She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to
[02:05.443]她10点会到这里，现在只剩下一刻钟时间了
[02:05.443]I don't believe it I
[02:07.669]真不敢相信
[02:07.669]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[02:10.009]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[02:10.009]She won't be a happy girl
[02:12.277]她会不高兴的
[02:12.277]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[02:15.241]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[02:15.241]She's gonna scream and yell
[02:17.177]她会大喊大叫的
[02:17.177]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[02:19.597]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[02:19.597]She'll leave me man she might as well
[02:21.905]她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
[02:21.905]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[02:24.509]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[02:24.509]I get to the garage
[02:25.721]我到了加油站
[02:25.721]Panic scanning the rack
[02:26.857]慌忙地扫视着货架上的卡片
[02:26.857]99 percent of the range is all crap
[02:29.212]货架上所有的卡片上写的话都是扯淡
[02:29.212]Happy Birthday Dad Worlds Best Mother
[02:31.564]生日快乐，老爹，世界最佳母亲
[02:31.564]I Love You Sister You're a Special Brother
[02:34.073]姐姐我爱你，你是个特别的兄弟
[02:34.073]No other bloody card with a cover for a lover
[02:36.334]没有一张是带着封面的情人卡片
[02:36.334]Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
[02:37.613]加上我很有压力
[02:37.613]As I search for another
[02:38.805]我正找着的时候
[02:38.805]But this one struck me
[02:39.865]这张吸引了我
[02:39.865]It's pink and funky
[02:40.921]它是粉色的，很活泼
[02:40.921]With a cartoon print of a drunken monkey
[02:48.169]上面有一只喝醉的卡通猴子
[02:48.169]There's a chance I'll make it I'm nearly done
[02:50.506]我还有机会做到，我快完成了
[02:50.506]I hand him the coins and it's time to run
[02:57.905]我把硬币给售货员，该冲刺了
[02:57.905]Now it's 5 minutes too and I'm nearly home
[03:00.420]现在还有5分钟，我就快到家了
[03:00.420]I feel a vibration and check my phone
[03:02.914]我觉得手机在震，我查看了下
[03:02.914]The message reads
[03:03.957]有条信息是这样的
[03:03.957]Honey I'll be there shortly
[03:05.173]亲爱的，我很快就到了
[03:05.173]I just got off the bus and I've started walking
[03:07.509]我刚下公交车，正在路上走着呢
[03:07.509]So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight
[03:09.949]所以我像运动员凯利霍尔摩斯一样直接往家冲刺
[03:09.949]I rip my tracky-d's as I hurdle the gate
[03:12.437]我跳跃过大门时扯坏了我的trackyd裤子
[03:12.437]I crash through the door
[03:13.585]我冲进房门
[03:13.585]I fall up the stairs
[03:14.817]冲上楼梯
[03:14.817]Looking like I've been in intensive care
[03:17.113]好像我是个精神病患者一样
[03:17.113]The Biro's f**ked the pencil's broken
[03:19.525]比罗圆珠笔坏掉了，铅笔断了
[03:19.525]I grab a Magic Marker and write a token
[03:21.973]我抓起一支记号笔，写下
[03:21.973]Of my appreciation for her
[03:24.342]我对她的欣赏之词
[03:24.342]And the things that make her so perfect
[03:27.417]和对她的完美的赞美之词
[03:27.417]S**t there's the bell
[03:29.153]该死，门铃响了
[03:29.153]I seal the envelope it should all be swell
[03:31.469]我封好信封，那信封里面鼓鼓的
[03:31.469]Look here she is my Kiera Knightly
[03:33.849]看啊，她来了，我的明星
[03:33.849]She gives me a kiss and I hug her tightly
[03:36.401]她给我了一个吻，我抱紧了她
[03:36.401]She asks why I've only shaved half my face
[03:38.739]她问我为什么只刮了一半的脸
[03:38.739]And sweating like I've just come first in some race
[03:41.265]我浑身冒汗，就像刚结束一场比赛
[03:41.265]I got up extra early
[03:43.593]我起得相当早
[03:43.593]To exercise and stretch my thighs
[03:45.940]为了锻炼身体，伸张肌肉
[03:45.940]So I could see my special girly
[03:48.455]这都是为了见到我的特别姑娘
[03:48.455]She looks in my eyes and sees my lies
[03:50.675]她凝视着我的双眼，知道我在说谎
[03:50.675]With a dubious face she accepts the card
[03:53.119]她带着疑惑的表情接过卡片
[03:53.119]She reads it drops it and slaps me hard
[03:55.717]她读了卡片，扔掉了，给我甩了个大嘴巴
[03:55.717]I open it up and prepare for doom
[03:57.969]我打开卡片，准备好了下地狱
[03:57.969]The text in the card reads Get Well Soon
[04:00.583]卡片上写的是，早日康复
[04:00.583]I don't believe it I
[04:02.801]真不敢相信
[04:02.801]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[04:05.173]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[04:05.173]She won't be a happy girl
[04:07.365]她会不高兴的
[04:07.365]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[04:10.346]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[04:10.346]She's gonna scream and yell
[04:12.372]她会大喊大叫的
[04:12.372]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[04:14.744]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[04:14.744]She'll leave me man she might as well
[04:17.228]她会离开我的，伙计，她不妨就这样做吧
[04:17.228]Forgot her bloody birthday card
[04:20.064]我忘记了给她写该死的生日卡片
[04:20.064]Ok I admit
[04:21.896]好的，我承认
[04:21.896]Yeah I messed up big time
[04:24.760]耶，我把这重要的事搞砸了
[04:24.760]But have I got a surprise for you
[04:27.808]但是我有没有带给你惊喜呢
[04:27.808]Yep nah man wait for it
[04:29.360]是，算了，伙计，等着吧
[04:29.360]I booked us a table
[04:31.463]我为我们
[04:31.463]At Nandos
[04:33.191]在Nandos订了位子
[04:33.191]No ser where you going
[04:35.371]不是，你要去哪里
[04:35.371]Serious where you going
[04:37.702]我是认真的，你要去哪里
[04:37.702]It's only a card
[04:39.506]只不过是一张卡片
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