[ti:White Dude]
[ar:Lil Dicky]
[al:So Hard]
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[00:00.00]White Dude - Lil Dicky
[00:12.38]And you ain't even want it wit da boy
[00:14.01]Cuz the way I'm living life
[00:15.08]Is a muthaf**king joy
[00:16.38]On some grown man B.I
[00:17.93]I could have been a girl
[00:19.30]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[00:21.23]But I'm rolling with the top back
[00:22.68]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[00:24.90]I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
[00:27.03]Me and the crew
[00:27.96]Are really doing everything that we like to
[00:30.65]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
[00:33.34]Sh*t I'm living good up in this b**ch
[00:35.54]Dicky rolling round the city blowing good up in that wip
[00:38.27]I ain't black or Dominican not Hispanic or Indian
[00:40.96]So imprisonment is not a predicament I envision
[00:43.44]For a white boy
[00:44.92]Holl atcha muthaf**king kike boy
[00:46.71]Higher than a muthaf**king kite it's alight boy
[00:49.79]They ain't suspicious of Jews
[00:51.00]I'll show contrition it's cool
[00:52.41]Slap on the wrist get ma daddy to choose
[00:54.48]One of them top lawyers DAT be rolling round in his crew
[00:57.25]I'm eating chop soy and bowling on a carnival cruise
[00:59.92]Das what I do kid
[01:01.15]Happy that my name ain't stupid
[01:02.88]Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
[01:06.31]But now I'm farting overeating at meals
[01:08.19]If ain't I gotta theme party I won't be at goodwill
[01:10.96]I'm dentist paying tennis playing smelling on some Cabernet
[01:13.68]And I ain't gay but if I was everything would be okay look
[01:16.93]I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
[01:19.20]But ma premium channels mean Tyler Perry's never live
[01:21.80]Getting tickets they sick I sit at the eagle 45
[01:24.55]Where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive
[01:28.31]And you ain't even want it wit da boy
[01:30.28]Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy
[01:32.74]On some grown man B.I
[01:34.13]I could have been a girl
[01:35.55]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[01:37.56]But I'm rolling with the top back
[01:39.14]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[01:41.25]I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
[01:43.30]Me and the crew
[01:44.15]Are really doing everything that we like to
[01:47.14]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
[01:49.78]Yeah it's little di in this b**ch ho
[01:52.10]Happy that I'm white but relieved I ain't a chick yo
[01:55.14]I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
[01:57.40]Or straighten hair I ain't given a damn
[01:59.29]I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this muthaf**ka
[02:01.76]They up in heels
[02:02.65]And tummy tucking they don't grub except for takin' them pills foreal
[02:06.08]And I won't bleach sh*t
[02:07.43]I won't gotta eat dick
[02:08.51]I ain't bleeding up out ma penis
[02:10.53]Smoking the w**d I won't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
[02:13.05]In disagreements I participate without weeping
[02:15.71]And when I'm freaking I'm getting dips high fives and all that
[02:19.09]Ma rep going up and at best ho a slut
[02:21.86]So what up
[02:22.72]Ya boy cut up
[02:23.76]But eat butter
[02:24.67]And I ain't gotta speak to ma mother to still love her
[02:27.97]And I been getting better looking with age
[02:29.91]But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
[02:43.47]I go on dates and never have to worry about getting raped
[02:45.86]And I watch a game and never have to worry about how it's played
[02:48.76]And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
[02:51.30]And if impregnate I can pack a bag and be on my way
[02:54.10]But good luck girl
[02:55.24]And you ain't even want it wit da boy
[02:57.22]Cuz the way I'm living life is a muthaf**king joy
[02:59.53]On some grown man B.I
[03:01.31]I could have been a girl
[03:02.49]Or any ethnicity up in the world
[03:04.43]But I'm rolling with the top back
[03:06.31]I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
[03:08.20]I ain't gotta wear a f**king bra strap
[03:10.19]Me and the crew
[03:11.08]Are really doing everything that we like to
[03:13.53]Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude